The perfect soundtrack for pretending your sprint isn't on fire. Whether you're drowning in tickets, dodging scope creep, or just waiting for someone to actually read the backlog, these tunes will keep you agile.
"Sweet Caroline" - Neil Diamond
Bellow this at your burndown chart while Jira mocks your "sweet" progress.
"Dancing Queen" - ABBA
Strut like a sprint diva, even if your tickets are a hot mess - fake it. Yas Queen!
"Uptown Funk" - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
Swagger through Jira like you're not drowning in overdue epics!
"Can't Stop the Feeling!" - Justin Timberlake
Groove while you "resolve" tickets - spoiler: they'll reopen by lunch.
"Walking on Sunshine" - Katrina and the Waves
Skip merrily as if sprint deadlines aren't a guillotine - adorable optimism!
"Down Under" - Men at Work
Crank this Aussie banger while Mike's beard smirks at your backlog.
"Happy" - Pharrell Williams
Clap like Atlassian's "team spirit" fixes your soul-crushing ticket pile.
"Shut Up and Dance" - Walk the Moon
Boogie instead of crying at stand-up - your "In Progress" lie's safe with us.
"Good Time" - Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen
Pretend Jira's a picnic, not a war zone - cute denial!
"I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas
Tonight's sprint review's a riot.
"Hair" - Lady Gaga
Worship Mike's majestic mane while your code's a tangled disaster - priorities!
"Sharp Dressed Man" - ZZ Top
Mike's beard struts in suits; you're in sweatpants crying over bugs - classy!
"Smooth" - Santana ft. Rob Thomas
Mike glides through Atlassian; you stumble over "Blocked" tickets - smooth move!
"All I Need Is a Miracle" - Mike + The Mechanics
Beg for divine intervention - Mike's beard won't save your sprint!
"Born to Be Wild" - Steppenwolf
Mike's beard roars free; you're chained to Jira's leash. Wild, huh?
"Jump" - Van Halen
Leap into sprints like you're not cannon fodder for scope creep!
"Shake It Off" - Taylor Swift
Flick off Jira's nonsense like dandruff - good luck!
"Play That Funky Music" - Wild Cherry
Funk up tickets 'til QA slaps you with "Needs More Work" - groovy fail!
"The Twist" - Chubby Checker
Twist your excuses for missing deadlines - scrum master's not buying it!
"Surfin' U.S.A." - The Beach Boys
Ride sprint waves like Mike's chill Aussie surfer persona.
"Superstition" - Stevie Wonder
Bugs? Just Jira voodoo - wave your magic mouse and pray.
"Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker Jr.
Zap "Cannot Repro" phantoms - spoiler: they'll haunt you until retirement!
"Beat It" - Michael Jackson
Smack bugs like you're MJ; they'll moonwalk right back.
"Bust a Move" - Young MC
Bust slick rhymes while bugs bust your code - smooth talker, zero fixes!
"Kung Fu Fighting" - Carl Douglas
Chop bugs like a ninja - too bad they respawn like bad kung fu sequels!
"Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jira's your sweet hell - sing it while velocity mocks your existence!
"Life Is a Highway" - Tom Cochrane
Agile's a joyride—if "joy" means crashing into ticket roadblocks, champ!
"Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey
Cling to hope like a sap - sprint's still a dumpster fire, believer!
"Celebration" - Kool & The Gang
Party like you finished - oh wait, carryover says nah!
"Born to Run" - Bruce Springsteen
Dash through Jira like the Boss - straight into a wall of sub-tasks!
"Khe Sanh" - Cold Chisel
Gritty Aussie vibes for Mike's empire - you're just a ticket grunt!
"Eagle Rock" - Daddy Cool
Rock Atlassian's nest while Jira pecks your eyes out - cute!
"You're the Voice" - John Farnham
Mike belts big ideas; you whimper "In Progress" - what a voice!
"Love Is in the Air" - John Paul Young
Jira love's a sick joke - pucker up for Mike's beard, mate!
"Great Southern Land" - Icehouse
Atlassian's epic turf - you're just a speck in its backlog dust!
"Stayin Alive" - Bee Gees
Strut through backlog like a disco king.
"Hot Stuff" - Donna Summer
Tickets so spicy, they'll burn your soul.
"Danger Zone" - Kenny Loggins
Backlogs a Maverick-level thrill ride - crash and burn, flyboy!
"Funky Stuff" - Kool & The Gang
Funkify that ticket pile - smells like desperation, groove master!
"Y.M.C.A." - Village People
Spell out your Jira doom in dance moves - why not?
"Sweet Victory" - David Glen Eisley
Strum this like you've won - carryover says "nice try," rockstar!
"Proud Mary" - Tina Turner
Roll through burndowns like a diva - QA's still unimpressed, queen!
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" - Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
Backlog's Everest? You're king, until it grows again.
"Livin' on a Prayer" - Bon Jovi
Halfway there, praying Mike's beard bails you out. Dream on!
"September" - Earth, Wind & Fire
Funk your sprint win!
"Macarena" - Los Del Rio
Dance off Jira stress!
"The Final Countdown" - Europe
Sprint's end looms - dramatic synths won't save you!
"It's the End of the World as We Know It" - R.E.M.
Jira's crashing, and you feel fine!
"Cotton Eye Joe" - Rednex
Where'd these tickets come from? Hoedown your sanity, cowboy!
"Who Let the Dogs Out" - Baha Men
Who unleashed this backlog? Who? Who? Who?