Released code with a bug, didn't tell anyone until the next sprint.
Wed, 12 Mar at 8:18 pm
Confessed my sins here instead of fixing them. Absolved!
Tue, 11 Mar at 11:00 pm
Blamed a merge conflict on Mercury retrograde. Worked.
Tue, 11 Mar at 7:48 pm
Added "urgent" to every ticket - priorities are overrated.
Tue, 11 Mar at 5:32 pm
Closed a ticket without testing. YOLO.
Tue, 11 Mar at 3:09 pm
Forgot to log my hours - chaos is my timesheet now.
Tue, 11 Mar at 12:55 pm
Made a 1-line fix a 3-day code review nightmare.
Tue, 11 Mar at 10:27 am
Hid a bug under "Wont Fix" - sneaky, right?
Tue, 11 Mar at 8:13 am
Overpromised a sprint and delivered a nap instead.
Tue, 11 Mar at 5:46 am
Turned a simple task into a JIRA soap opera - 10/10 drama.
Tue, 11 Mar at 2:19 am
Commented "LGTM" on my own PR. Self-love counts.
Mon, 10 Mar at 11:04 pm
Lost a sprint goal in the backlog. Send help.
Mon, 10 Mar at 8:38 pm
Merged untested code to master - Friday vibes!
Mon, 10 Mar at 5:25 pm
Wrote "TBD" as acceptance criteria and called it done.
Mon, 10 Mar at 1:12 pm
Assigned a P0 bug to myself and forgot about it. Genius.
Mon, 10 Mar at 9:50 am
Missed a deadline because I was "grooming the backlog." Sure.
Mon, 10 Mar at 6:33 am
Created a 50-subtask epic nobody asked for. You are welcome.
Sun, 9 Mar at 10:41 pm
Left a ticket "In Progress" since last year. Still progressin".
Sun, 9 Mar at 4:19 pm
Estimated a task at 5 minutes - took 5 days. Math is hard.
Sun, 9 Mar at 11:58 am
I broke the build and blamed it on a power outage.
Sun, 9 Mar at 7:22 am
Turned a 2-hour bug into a month-long saga. Classic me.
Sat, 8 Mar at 8:03 pm
Forgot to assign a blocker for 3 sprints. Oops.
Sat, 8 Mar at 2:47 pm
I marked a typo fix as a 13-point epic - deal with it.
Sat, 8 Mar at 9:15 am
